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i can't believe they made me do it again
#marble hornets#marble hornets fanart#artists on tumblr#mh tim#mh brian#mh hoody#mh masky#noris afterimages#caught in 4k kekw#thats another $40 out of my bank account#they must never be separated#its the cardinal rule of the universe
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Thanks to all my patrons for supporting me!
Turns out when you actually do your own research and writing [AHEM!] it takes time to make good content. These awesome names and plenty of generous people like them help make that happen. Their pledges give me the time to research the show PROPERLY and also go towards paying the crew, who make the show look spectacular.
If you can, and you wanna support what I do, sign up and join them :)
#philosophytube#philosophy chube#seriously though it makes me so mad that guy made so much money stealing other people's words#like I put so much flippin work into Philosophy Tube#and this a-hole just read out books and scammed his patrons#infuriating#but what are you gonna do jake? It's ContentTown#I hope my patrons see their money going on the screen#oh also in case you were wondering the patreon pledges go into a separate bank account that's for Philosophy Tube#they don't go into my personal accounts#and if there's anything left over at the end of an episode it rolls over into the budget for the next one
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Our anniversary is next week and I’m pretty sure we both got each other jewelry 😭
#every time#last year it was the Apple Watches#we have separate bank accounts too so we don’t see each other’s purchases 😭
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can someone get me the juicy pink lips target exclusive pc 😔
#do people over there already sell them separately by any chance#sigh why do you always get the good stuff#I’m (read: my bank account is) relieved the LDs are not completely devastating#except the green sweater pookie weverse one 🥺#the jpfc pob one is also nice
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The house I’m MOVING INTO (which is technically my dad’s until I file for divorce and the divorce goes through) got a clean bill of health and many compliments from the inspectors
From my brief stint as a real estate appraiser’s assistant, I have really only looked this closely at foreclosure properties, so to look at a house in any other state than “oh they DEFINITELY cooked meth in that kitchen” is like… still mind blowing
The biggest issue (and only non-routine-maintenance or -cosmetic one) is that whoever insulated the garage did not put drywall up to cover the warning label on the insulation that says “THIS LABEL MUST BE COVERED THIS PAPER IS A FIRE HAZARD”, so like… it was probably done by the owner who then just didn’t quite finish it because they got bored or something else happened and it became like every other project does and goes to “I’ll get around to it” purgatory
And the rest of the stuff is “you’ll need to replace or reinforce these fence posts because they’re loose” or “there’s a chipped/cracked tile in the kitchen” or “don’t forget to scope your sewer line every 3-4 years!”, which like
…you’re saying that they DIDN’T recently (or ever, possibly) cook meth in this kitchen or even anywhere on this property??? There are no significant foundation cracks or mold issues? No water damage?? The bathroom fans even pass mom’s (contractor) boyfriend’s “toilet paper test” and are clean enough to have enough suction to hold a piece of toilet paper against the vent???
WHOSE THE FUCK HOUSE IS THIS
#now if I can get a JOB#that would be great#I am so anxious about money#because it is past 11 PM and that’s when anxiety!brain takes over#so I compulsively looked at my budgeting app even though I KNEW it would be a bad choice#and it’s like ‘oh you have total - 2 months of money left’#and my brain goes THIS IS A TOTAL SURPRISE AND IS THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE’#‘WE ARE GOING TO MOVE INTO A HOUSE AND PROMPTLY DIE BECAUSE WE CANT EAT’#while the much quieter rational brain goes ‘…uh no buddy moving money even comes from a whole separate part of the budget!’#‘it comes from a different BANK ACCOUNT than everything else’#‘so you still have enough to live on for a while. not forever. but a while. you’ll get a job.’#and anxiety!brain goes ‘NO WE NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT NOW’#and it’s too tired and too much of an idiot to actually do anything#so in conclusion it’s almost 2:30 and I wanted to be asleep at least two hours ago but here we are instead :|
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Not to be anti-psych on main but people act like the psychiatry industry is sooooooooo perfect and helpful and great nowadays as if they didn’t drill holes into people’s brains and literally torture marginalized people with restraints and isolation and electric shocks less than a century ago. The horrors of lobotomies & insane asylums are still very recent and forced hospitalization & forced treatment still traumatize people every goddamn day
#''go to therapy you FREAK'' is an ableist card to play in an argument & I won’t shut up about that <3#« well theyre not literally lobotomizing ret— I mean people anymore so surely theres no deep underlying issues with the system as a whole »#It’s a capitalistic industry built on ableism that runs on ableism. You can’t separate it from ableism; it is the very root of ableism#And I mean. C��mon. We live in a for-profit society. Do you really think they intend on curing or fixing anybody?#If you’re cured or fixed then you won’t give them anymore money for them to tell you what’s wrong with you!!#Maybe there are Some Good Ones but on the whole the industry cares more about draining your bank account than helping you#And if they do help you 90% of the time it’s just so you can be a more functional cog in the machine of capitalism
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I would not complain or question if an envelope with $600 mysteriously appeared on my doorstep. Hell, I'd settle for an envelope with $400.
Not for anything super important or anything. I just want my YGO tattoo.
#now that the guy isn't booked solid 6 months out#i finally had the opportunity to get my consult done#and i'm looking at $400 on the low end#but honestly this guy's work is worth so much more#BiL drove 4 hours one way 3 separate times to get a leg sleeve done by this guy#he is the numero uno tatt guy that i will rec hard for#and he finally has some openings#but my bank account isn't being very cooperative#meanwhile the credit card is just sitting off to side like#'😏 you know you wanna'
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(anyway, today i fake interviewed a four year old and asked him for his thoughts on the bermuda triangle and the economy)
#he said he had 115 coins in his bank account#idk if that meant like…separate coins#or total cents#but he seemed happy about it#still no idea what happened to amelia earheart tho
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God I fucking hate the way it's trendy now for women to say they wanna be stay at home wives. I guess have fun cleaning your husband's socks or whatever. They obviously have every right to do so, doesn't mean I don't think it's stupid. You can't all marry rich men, and men are so unpredictable you can never guess if they'll dump you when you're older and have fallen ill or if they'll cheat, you cant guarantee a man will provide for you, and you can't guarantee he'll treat you like an equal and not his maid if he does provide for you. Y'all talk so much shit about men but are back to trusting them like it's the 1950s and you don't have a choice.
#pls get an education#get some work experience#dont count on your man too much#have separate bank accounts#make sure you're filling it up every once in a while#do whatever you want but please be smart and dont take anything for granted#i know i sound aggressive and mean but im tired of seeing older women stuck in miserable marriages#people chabge wheb they're older#a lot of good guys grow bitter and mean as they age
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I understand I’m not the best with words (maybe that’s why I can’t finish a single WIP) so it’s easy to not fully get my point across but really, half of this fandom just needs to back up a little. It’s like a classmate coming in and smashing your block tower to bits like bro why couldn’t you just build your own instead of messing with this one? And why are the wizard klan members here?
What’s up with all the combined or swapped characters? Why are we making the straight ships break up for gay ships and then making the original gay ships straight? That one’s not bad, per se, I just worry about the implications.
And I would like to clarify, I don’t think a!yd is responsible for j3gulus, I think it’s responsible for the complete misunderstanding of certain characters. Like at some point it stops being these beloved characters and starts being an OC. Just make an OC, guys.
I think a lot of my thoughts on this mostly has to do with people’s bad media literacy. Also the whole j3gulus thing feels borderline…familial? (Anytime you have to say it’s not technically-)
Anyway! Just throwing my brain at the wall seeing if it’ll stick like spaghetti. No relevant tags because I’m really not trying to start anything, I just wanna rant and possibly find people who have similar ideas to me.
God, I feel old beyond my years. I blame tiktok too, my evidence is based off of a general feeling, your honour.
#idk maybe im taking this too seriously but im not trying to kick anyone to mars I just want to find the side of the fandom that agrees#I’ve been like hyper fixated (feels a little more serious than that tbh) on this shit since like 2014/15?#and idk I’m autistic (diagnosed as a teen rip to my mums bank account sorry) and while it’s always had it’s troubles it seems worse now#so I’d just like a separation thanks
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brandon and i had a long discussion last night and we're comfortably in a queer platonic relationship now
we're not romantically in love, we never have been, but we love each other deeply and though we call each other 'roommate', we've been living together like partners for years
nothing has changed, we just put it to words and it feels really nice
#voxbox#qpr#we both had been seeing this as some form of that for a while. he'd never heard of qpr before he was calling us a 'domestic partnership'#we co-parent the cat. our bank accounts are separate but everything we earn is shared. we go grocery shopping together#we take road trips together. we're planning on getting another cat at some point#we want to live together for the rest of our lives#and come hell or high water we will
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The bank saw me make a payment for an electric bill and said naw we can't have you acting all serious now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#literally been using the account for silly purchases(got 2 bank accs for separate things)#oh no 🙄 what will happen if i spend my money... oh nooooo#like seriously#like please let me a serious silly Billy for ONCE#they let the payment go through thank fuck#but still
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just to make you guys appreciate tumblr more, facebook has one maybe two posts by your friends and then its just ads and sponsored. im not kidding. there is nothing after that. dead ass. you can have a repost by your bestie and then maybe someone's baby or date pics if youre lucky and then its just infinite capitalism.
#plz dont be in my notes like 'why would i want to see baby pics'#bcuz i love my best friend and i want to see her giant baby and her husband spoiling her.#i wanna see my aunts selfies.#istg sometimes you talk about facebook or something and ppl just out themselves for not actually caring about ppl when they're not around#'oh ppl just try to show off how good their life is' I WANNA SEE HOW MY OLD CLASSMATES BUSINESS IS DOING !!!!!!! IM PROUD OF HER !!!!!!!!!!#i like seeing vacation photos#and okay i do like seeing ppl ho it up for likes and comments they deserve it they gorgeous#altho sometimes someone posts about what an ideal husband is like and im girl shut up#if i got married and they wanted separate bank accounts id be like 'okay' bcuz if were getting married theyre spoiling me anyway#(and probably scared of my shopping addiction and bitch me too)
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any time I see people tying minor world events to economics I’m like. that’s not how economics works. I know you want it to be how it works so you can blame someone. but that’s not how it works in any country or global economy.
#it’s like saying gravity only exists on Tuesdays#this is directly looking at two things:#one: saying the FFR (federal funds rate) is why ‘start up’s’ in the gig economy are failing#and two: someone saying we should cause a bank run (multiple bank runs) when we’re still in pre-recession waters#per point one: the FFR is for banks and credit unions and determines what rate at which lending happens#it effects things like housing; car loans; savings accounts; etc because it sets a floor at which interest rates have to be#it does not affect how much money VCs pour into companies they think are going to be worth billions#which VCs pour money into them so they get a % of the company as stock#so they’re incentivized for the company to do well and make them a profit when they go public#not to say these companies might not have traditional bank loans but it’s very unlikely for the amount they’re spending#additionally as we all should have learned from the Glass-Stegel act and the 08 crash#banks need to keep their commercial investments and consumer investments separate#so yes these companies are failing…. but for other reasons like increased regulation; changing preferences in the consumer and economy;#but MOSTLY they were unsustainable businesses at the onset; they didn’t need to be profitable; just go public and make billions on stock#now for point two this one is simple: IF YOU CAUSE MULTIPLE BANK RUNS#THEY BECOME A SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY#AND THEN MORE BANKS FAIL AND WE GET A RECESSION#all caps were necessary here#if you look at the Great Depression (a great example of a banking panic)#not all of the banks were initially failing#but by people panicking about their money (and a lack of the FDIC at the time)#but because people panicked and pulled their money out the banks failed anyway and caused the worst recession in US history#so yes feel free to cause a banking run and tank the economy#it’s likely Europe will enter a recession in the next 6 months so please exacerbate the situation#(which because global economy will push us further into possible recession)#I’m sure people will have plenty of time to feel smug and superior while sitting on a mattress of cash and looking for jobs#ugh anyway bad economics bothers me#just cause you watched a dude rant about it on YouTube (when he doesn’t know what a Phillips curve is) doesn’t mean you know economics#thoughts? thoughts#or: wHy DoNt YoU jUsT bAlAnCe ThE eCoNoMy LiKe My ChEcKbOoK
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how can you afford that??
I work all year 🤧
#I normally plan where I’m going to go pretty early on#whether it’s by myself with friends or family#I have a separate bank account where I monthly separate money for my trips#I find that it helps me :)
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separate the art from the artist will work if one of you get your fucking balls up to assassinate j*r and transfer all the money she has to organisations that support the people she actively harms
otherwise it’s just a cop out reason to be a nice guy™️
#gun laws are so free in america get one and sh00t her#since you love harry potter soooo much#harry potter#fuck jkr#separate the art from the artist no separate jkr from her twitter and bank account
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